“I sure miss Kevan Barlow”

“and I miss Ahmed Plummer”

“Did you hear Roderick Green studied rocket science in college”

“No way Sammie Davis gets burned on this play”

“The offensive play calling was more exciting under McCarthy”

“Dorsey! Dorsey! Dorsey!”

“Derek Smith is the best MLB in the game”

“It sure is nice to see Kwame Harris without any false starts”

“I sure wish the 49ers had a receiver that would go over the middle like Lloyd used to do.”

“Nedney will miss this field goal watch”

“Nolan made the wrong decision in letting Woods go”

“Did you see the performance Tim Rattay had today against Baltimore?”

“Edge sure made the right decision on signing with Arizona”

“Has Denny Green lost weight?”

“I heard Denny Green is Slim Fast’s new spokesperson”

“The Cardinals sure have cool looking uniforms. I love the white helmet”

“Warner has the best looking wife out of all NFL players”