Shortly after we heard the news of Rashaun Woods being traded to San Diego. We had the opportunity to sit down and talk with Woods, to get his feelings on the move. We met up with Woods at the Mirabel Hole on the Russian River.
49ersNews: Rashaun thank you for taking the time to talk with us.
Rashaun Woods: No problem, could you hand me that Spinnerbait.
FNN: Sure, here you go (Hands Woods the Spinnerbait)
RW: No not that one, that is the Double Colorado. Hand me the Double Willow.
FNN: This one?
RW: No not the speckled one. The sparkly one.
FNN: Sorry, here you go. (Hands Woods the Sparkly Double Willow Spinnerbait)
RW: Thanks, now you were saying.
FNN: How do you feel about the 49ers trading you to San Diego.
RW: San Diego? Trade? What are you talking about.
FNN: Don’t you know? Yesterday the 49ers traded you to San Diego for Sammy Davis.
RW: The Candyman? I thought he was dead.
FNN: No that was Sammy Davis Jr., Sammy Davis is a cornerback and was drafted in the 1st round of the 2003 draft.
RW: Oh. To be honest, the trade surprises me. I guess you could say I’m a little bummed.
FNN: Because you enjoyed playing for the 49ers so much?
RW: Nah, because I’m not familiar with the good fishing spots in San Diego. I found my comfort zone here in San Francisco. I knew all the great fishing holes, and my game has never been better.
FNN: So the fishing is your main concern.
RW: Yes and no. Don’t get me wrong I love to fish. But Donahue and Coach Erickson assured me that I would get playing time this year.
FNN: Donahue and Erickson have been gone for over a year. Mike Nolan is your head coach now.
RW: Mike who? Could you do me a favor. Take this Crawdad Crankbait and throw into that brush over there.
FNN: Mike Nolan. (Throws Crankbait) Don’t you remember? The 49ers owner, John York, fired both Donahue & Erickson and brought in Mike Nolan.
RW: Yeah, now I remember. Sorry just have a lot on my mind right now. This whole trade thing has me flustered. It is very surprising, because I was having such a great offseason, until I got hurt again.
FNN: You got hurt? Is it the thumb again?
RW: No, the thumb is fine. I was at my home the other night studying the playbook, and I got a severe papercut. It cut my pinky finger right on the knuckle. It hurts really bad. I can’t lift, run, or catch right now.
FNN: But you can fish?
RW: Sure. It’s not like it bowling or anything.
FNN: I see, a couple more questions.
RW: Sorry but I hate to cut this short, but I have to talk to my agent and see if he can hook me up with some fishing reports in the San Diego area.
FNN: Well there you have it.





-.- said:
not funny at all, sorry
16 mins after the fact.stoney said:
NICE



34 mins after the fact.p-thizzil said:
i thought it was real for 2 seconds. who’s idea was that cuze it wasn’t funny at all, i didn’t even crack a smile. whoever wrote this should get 15 lashings in they back.
57 mins after the fact.WI Ninerfan said:
ROFL Friken Hilarious. Good job E
60 mins after the fact.dave said:
haha, Good stuff.
2 hours after the fact.Jorge said:
Classic
2 hours after the fact.Anonymous said:
Haha, perfect sentiments of myself
3 hours after the fact.Anonymous said:
Brilliant…
3 hours after the fact.Anonymous said:
haha nice
4 hours after the fact.Anonymous said:
retarded
4 hours after the fact.MJ said:
That’s messed up. Not cool.
5 hours after the fact.Chis said:
man you keep sinking lower and lower…
5 hours after the fact.Erickson said:
But yet you are still here Chris.
5 hours after the fact.4949Centennial said:
Some people don’t deserve to live
6 hours after the fact.TK said:
Has Carlos Mencia would say that was “dee dee dee.”
6 hours after the fact.J. Dubb said:
nice, now if we only got rid of that bum “lame” harris
8 hours after the fact.A.Game said:
hehe funny stuff man
8 hours after the fact.BurlyD_83 said:
I Love it =~)... Funny Stuff! I like the humor!
8 hours after the fact.CrackLaden said:
“Has Carlos Mencia would say that was “dee dee dee.””
As any 6th grader would say, starting a sentence with the word “has” and not ending it with a question mark is fucking retarded.
E E E! Nice piece 49ersNewsGod.
10 hours after the fact.TK said:
Its called a typo. I didnt catch it until i sent it. Sorry for not being perfect.
11 hours after the fact.hardgore9erfan said:
i thought it was fricken funny! people r to uptight, fricken raider closet fans!
12 hours after the fact.TK said:
I didnt find it funny cause it was lame. And because i dont think its funny, i dont think its right im not consider a Niners fan.
12 hours after the fact.Darrel said:
The draft couldn’t come sooner.
13 hours after the fact.Crack Is Wrong said:
Crack, you can start a sentence with the word “has.”
For example, “Has the right mental makeup to be successful.”
13 hours after the fact.Erickson said:
Crack is Wrong…not sure on that one. Read what you wrote. ‘Has the right…’ Who has? It would be So & So has the right mental…
14 hours after the fact.BLforTD said:
Who gives a fuck about the sentence structure. Remove your tampons before you nit-pick over stupid shit.
14 hours after the fact.Erickson said:
removes…
14 hours after the fact.Eric said:
You girls sounds like a bunch of queers, we’re talking about football here not grammar school.
15 hours after the fact.Jason said:
I was a beauty school drop out…..but I know funny…and that shit was funny!
15 hours after the fact.MJ said:
Look at you people. You are bored out you damn minds! I think someone already said it, but yes the draft could not come soon enough. No need to hate on Rashaun Woods right now, tis the time to keep our fingers crossed for Vernon Davis at #6.
15 hours after the fact.MJ said:
So one of you doesn’t hate, let me catch that typo of mine from the message above this one; “You are bored out *your damn minds!”
15 hours after the fact.Andrew said:
That was funny, you people are uptight
17 hours after the fact.CrackLaden said:
That’s awesome that someone signed up as “Crack is Wrong” to correct me but then ended up making an error themselves. I’m not gloating, because I fuck up all the time, but the irony certainly make laugh did me. See what I just did?
I’m an asshole. Save your comments.
17 hours after the fact.thedevastator said:
hahaha. the comments are as funny as the story…by the way, i know im not using capitols.
11 days after the fact.